Ulrike, or Uli as we sometimes call her, has lead an interesting career. Starting as the parking attendant at Ikea in Stockholm she rapidly progressed to being an HP/UX expert in a matter of 21 days with the book "HP/UX and Complex High Availability Computing Platforms for Dummies, Second Edition." She originally thought it might be a book about shoes. Again, Ulrike doesn't exist, but if she did you would want her on your project.